Random/Callie/French Class/Erika
These were the topics brought to my attention when i posted a bulletin on Myspace about what i should blog about. What i thought of on my own, was a story consisting of mutant banana peals overtaking a grocery store. Honestly, i think my idea was better than all theirs. Lol, but that's just me. I guess i'll just use them all.
Callie
Well lets see. What to say. She's a girl. Yes, definitely a girl. She goes to my school. She sat behind me in science last year. Woo. Umm, we always have discussions about food, which is quite fun. I went to her party last year. For like 15 minutes, i stolled up on my moms bike, jammin with my big headphones. It was exciting. Lol well that's all i've gotta say about Callie.
French Class
Alisha said she was student of the week in French Class. She told me. Yay.
Random
This one goes out to T-Mack. He told me to blog about something random. So i think i'm going to use my story about mutant banana peels overtaking a grocery store as the random part...
It was a normal day at Groceries R' Us, Stan was working the register, and Marleen was bagging. Jeff was doing stock, and there was around 13 people in the store. For some reason, their sale of banana's had gone way down, and Stan noticed this, and asked Jeff to check it out. When he went to see what was up with the bananas, he noticed that they were all on the ground, smashed. "STAN! You've gotta see this!" Yelled Jeff franticly. Stan hurried over, and reacted with a *gasp*. Jeff went and took all the peels, and threw them in the dumpster outside. This angered the peels. They were still very much alive, although they were smashed. But they couldn't move, so they had nothign they could do. The dumpster truck came and picked up the dumpster they were in. IItt ended up taking them to a nuclear waste plant. It was like spiderman - banana peel style. Within in that day, the banana peels escaped their dumpster, and snuck back into Groceries R' Us, and set up in stragtegic positions to take over. Stan, Jeff, and Marleen did not even notice. Soon enough. All the workers were tied up. And the Peels prevailed. Peel Power.
Next time you throw away a rotten banana, think of this.
Erika
She's my last topic for this blog. She's sexy. And her last name is like shaving cream, except it has an l in it. Or it's like "Woah, that's Sliiick...No, it's Erika Shlick!" funny right? Lol. She sits at my lunch table. Awesome.
That's all i've got for this post. Thanks ya'll.
-Jacob
These were the topics brought to my attention when i posted a bulletin on Myspace about what i should blog about. What i thought of on my own, was a story consisting of mutant banana peals overtaking a grocery store. Honestly, i think my idea was better than all theirs. Lol, but that's just me. I guess i'll just use them all.
Callie
Well lets see. What to say. She's a girl. Yes, definitely a girl. She goes to my school. She sat behind me in science last year. Woo. Umm, we always have discussions about food, which is quite fun. I went to her party last year. For like 15 minutes, i stolled up on my moms bike, jammin with my big headphones. It was exciting. Lol well that's all i've gotta say about Callie.
French Class
Alisha said she was student of the week in French Class. She told me. Yay.
Random
This one goes out to T-Mack. He told me to blog about something random. So i think i'm going to use my story about mutant banana peels overtaking a grocery store as the random part...
It was a normal day at Groceries R' Us, Stan was working the register, and Marleen was bagging. Jeff was doing stock, and there was around 13 people in the store. For some reason, their sale of banana's had gone way down, and Stan noticed this, and asked Jeff to check it out. When he went to see what was up with the bananas, he noticed that they were all on the ground, smashed. "STAN! You've gotta see this!" Yelled Jeff franticly. Stan hurried over, and reacted with a *gasp*. Jeff went and took all the peels, and threw them in the dumpster outside. This angered the peels. They were still very much alive, although they were smashed. But they couldn't move, so they had nothign they could do. The dumpster truck came and picked up the dumpster they were in. IItt ended up taking them to a nuclear waste plant. It was like spiderman - banana peel style. Within in that day, the banana peels escaped their dumpster, and snuck back into Groceries R' Us, and set up in stragtegic positions to take over. Stan, Jeff, and Marleen did not even notice. Soon enough. All the workers were tied up. And the Peels prevailed. Peel Power.
Next time you throw away a rotten banana, think of this.
Erika
She's my last topic for this blog. She's sexy. And her last name is like shaving cream, except it has an l in it. Or it's like "Woah, that's Sliiick...No, it's Erika Shlick!" funny right? Lol. She sits at my lunch table. Awesome.
That's all i've got for this post. Thanks ya'll.
-Jacob
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